Do you?

Think that the criminal justice system is racist?

How to install a home security system.

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,

Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
Messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
From all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter

A friend did these, they are way better than mine.

I'm going to keep at it. Having a lot of fun.

Forced perspective (just playing around with it)

You gotta be kidding me

I think that desk has a little to much history for that.

Thumbs

Because I think it's funny